RW WK7: Miracle & Jack Hallows vs HEK TEAFY & Unfukwitable (JACK W)

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Tag Team Battle
Just 4 guys tag teaming each other

Bars due Saturday 18th January
Public voting closes Tuesday 21st January
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Overall public vote = 1 vote
MV’s vote = 1 vote
Bags vote = 1 vote
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12 lines per team

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Posting explanations / references below your bars is strongly recommended.
Rebuttals, late drops (unless you have a 24hr ext) & no shows are an instant loss.
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@miracle @Jack Hallows @HEK TEAFY @Unfukwitable

checking in for the team. best of bars to my dude HEK & company.

check

aye yo....



my 'punches make both these losers' NOD OFF, m16 blow ya SOCKS OFF!
my dick 'soothe ya missus throat' like a COUGH DROP! and when I "Jack a miracle" it's Like I ROBBED GOD!!...
not that his GOD LIKE, I'm just a 'hungry vampire' so he gonna suffer from the FROST BITE!!(Blade)
I'll shoot the AK with 'Russian shots', you be doing a PROSTE RIGHT??
and ARROWS pierce HALLOWS while he using food for 'sex toys' JACK "BONES MARROW"
and he so scared of every body finding out he puts his dick in food his SO PARO!!(paranoid)



gl

niggas’ll get aired quick in this debacle. bare fisted or w/ grapples
Heck, i’ll Un-Teef Fuk wit-a-bow like my arrow missed the apple
you’ll get carried into chapels, sit ya families in the back row
then post on instagram gettin handsy w/ ya Grannies, caption #FAFO
Jack’s an asshole; you lads should nix on the raps u spit
it’s like listners are Un-able to fukwit a T-fee, the way y’all tracks get skipped
howl…


reference bar:
FAFO: fuck around find out
T-fee: train fare
“track skipping“ is when you illegally jump the turnstile to get a free train ride.

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big up Teaf, my bad for dropping days later bro i don’t like making people wait.

i’m convinced the homie has some form of clairvoyance at this point because wtf lmaoo

*Disclaimer: my arrow line is in no way a flip on Teaf’s, that was literally the first bar i wrote when i saw the teams. also, i didn’t read his verse until after i posted mine.

HEK TEAFY:

my 'punches make both these losers' NOD OFF, m16 blow ya SOCKS OFF!
my dick 'soothe ya missus throat' like a COUGH DROP! and when I "Jack a miracle" it's Like I ROBBED GOD!!...
Ok start, Jack a miracle incorporated both opponents names but was attacking only miracle, decent bar tho. I don't get why you put apostrophes round "punches make both these losers"
not that his GOD LIKE, I'm just a 'hungry vampire' so he gonna suffer from the FROST BITE!!(Blade)
I'll shoot the AK with 'Russian shots', you be doing a PROSTE RIGHT??
I kinda get the blade bar, not sure on the proste thing though. My best guess is its a prostrate flip but I don't know what proste means or how it fits in, drop explanations if you can
and ARROWS pierce HALLOWS while he using food for 'sex toys' JACK "BONES MARROW"
and he so scared of every body finding out he puts his dick in food his SO PARO!!(paranoid)
There's kind of a link with the bone marrow line & Jack's avatar so I get where you were going with that. Closing line didn't seem to be saying much unless I missed something

Jack Hallows:

niggas’ll get aired quick in this debacle. bare fisted or w/ grapples
Heck, i’ll Un-Teef Fuk wit-a-bow like my arrow missed the apple
Took a couple reads to see what you were doing, but the name mash up was different & simile worked
you’ll get carried into chapels, sit ya families in the back row
then post on instagram gettin handsy w/ ya Grannies, caption #FAFO
A bit filler-ish but still amusing
Jack’s an asshole; you lads should nix on the raps u spit
it’s like listners are Un-able to fukwit a T-fee, the way y’all tracks get skipped
Solid closer, nailed this

HEK seemed like he might've had an off-week or I might've missed some shit, but I got Jack with the W on this, that closer was ill.

I enjoyed this battle, some neat lines from both sides. Some unusual ones too, but I kinda fuck with that.

Hek had his trademark flow going for him, I like his energy. Imma be honest, one or two of the bars left me feeling slightly confused, maybe explanations would’ve been helpful. fr I resent how long I had to spend working out what a proste is and how it relates to russian shots. Still not sure I fully (or even partially) understand it. Proste is German for a toast/cheers and the Russians developed a prostate cancer vaccine?? is that it? I dunno. I get the Frost bite vampire reference but I think it could’ve done with some mention of cold in the setup to establish a double meaning. The sex with food angle was, uh, unusual. Quite funny though. Unless I’m missing some wordplay element ‘so paro’ was a strange choice for a closer, perhaps the last two lines would’ve been better switched around. The Jack a Miracle double nameflip was my favourite bar, I really liked that one.

Jack’s was unorthodox too. The ‘Heck, Un-teef fuk wit a bow’ line was a wild ride. Interlacing the nameflip parts like that was an interesting choice, I think I love it? The bar about molesting his nan on Instagram was the most normal bar of the battle (?) and was ok (ok in terms of a bar anyway. In terms of morality molesting nans is NEVER ok). The closer was fire, extremely creative double nameflip. Jack’s writing seems to be getting more complex in terms of internal rhyme scheme transitions and whatnot, I rate that highly.

I’ve got Jack with the clear W, but much love to both. This battle was straight up unruly and I’m here for it.

IN RUSSIA THEY SAY PROSTE TO CHEERS AS WELL LOL

After the explanation I got the second bar from hek and it was a cool concept but could’ve been worded better, same as his first bar like the idea just could’ve been executed better. Not so keen on the third

Jack had some cool lines, tight rhyme scheme throughout first bar was nice, second fell off a bit imo and third was pretty dope if you actually call a train fair a t-fee, I’m not convinced anyone does coz it’s horrific but bar was dope

Sorry for short expos mad busy and just trying to get some votes in

V/jack

Hek Teafy
my 'punches make both these losers' NOD OFF, m16 blow ya SOCKS OFF!
my dick 'soothe ya missus throat' like a COUGH DROP! and when I "Jack a miracle" it's Like I ROBBED GOD!!...
lol i dont know why but this shit reminds me of WRC. punch was light tho
not that his GOD LIKE, I'm just a 'hungry vampire' so he gonna suffer from the FROST BITE!!(Blade)
I'll shoot the AK with 'Russian shots', you be doing a PROSTE RIGHT??
i fw this.
and ARROWS pierce HALLOWS while he using food for 'sex toys' JACK "BONES MARROW"
and he so scared of every body finding out he puts his dick in food his SO PARO!!(paranoid)
the punch wasn't really there and i shorting paranoid sounds horrible lol. this was a throw away bar

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Jack

niggas’ll get aired quick in this debacle. bare fisted or w/ grapples
Heck, i’ll Un-Teef Fuk wit-a-bow like my arrow missed the apple
this visual kinda tuff
you’ll get carried into chapels, sit ya families in the back row
then post on instagram gettin handsy w/ ya Grannies, caption #FAFO
punch was meh, but the triflingness of this bar is 10/10 lol
Jack’s an asshole; you lads should nix on the raps u spit
it’s like listners are Un-able to fukwit a T-fee, the way y’all tracks get skipped
okay closer. double nm



Hek Teafy always has some bar that are off the wall. i wasn't feelings his angles this time around. Jack had a cleaner verse and i liked the punches a bit more. but overall this was a very entertaining battle.honeslty that granny bar is nasty. you going to hell for making me think about that shit.
v/Jack n miracle