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Alright we're gonna make this thread purely for taking the poll || to keep it clean then I'll open another thread for the actual battle.
Shit talking in this thread is welcome & encouraged as long as you vote
@mal diction @TheShaman@Slayerr. @Ion Metatron @EyeDealIstic @FaQEyeReddit @KnoXville.Quote:
Originally Posted by MV
Feel free to @ anyone else yourselves
Bag the GOAT of promos lmfaooo…
i can’t settle for no less than 24 bars/lines.
we gotta end this shit in the proper manner :boxing:
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Is the cartoon guy an inference you're feeling a little, shall we say, "flamboyant"? @John Noir is gonna milk you if you even hint it.
i like you Egg, but if you post in a battle of mine before we’ve rapped again, i will kill you.
Definition of "We've" as per Merriam-Webster (2025)- We have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
To disambiguate further, the word "we" is defined by Mirriam-Webster (2025) as plural in construction
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: I and the rest of a group that includes me : you and I : you and I and another or others : I and another or others not including you —used as pronoun of the first person plural
We live here.
We would like to order now.
We had a party at school.
compare i, our, ours, us
Why do I mention this? Because in your previous post you have used this to in fact request my presence in this battle and thus:
If you give me the mic I'll put it elsewhere because this is written material.
My bars ignite like Lucky Strike, yours are sweet like lucky charms cereal.
Jack and Virb undoubtedly screwed but their battle is post-coitus
My raps are like Jack to Virb's ass because I'm gonna hold & destroy it.
Hurt & murder with words, absurd with the verbs, you heard I'm the worst
I'm inserted in first without a second to burn, you've learned these herbs are versing for third
Delivered swift kicks to their clits... oh shit, I was told they have dicks.
They both gave each other brains so they may come back with some wit.
Word of advice lads- this battle is NOT for either of you to get pregnant
So while both of you are making your men moan I will be making my exit.
Official Disclaimer: This verse does not enter EyeDealIstic into any position of monetary gain. All credit for this unpaid appearance goes to Jack Hallows by his request made the morning of May 24th.
Hahhaha fuck me? I guess I deserve that for just raping Jack in the cypher.
As far as I'm concerned it's 2-0 Virbius, but democracy hath spoken. Only dope that we're getting more bars.
if @Virbius is good with that we can switch it up, it did feel a bit like a few extra bars would've helped make the decision clearer & you got a whole 2 recent battles worth of rebuttals to get out but I know not everyone is tryna vote on longer battles, hence the popularity of 1-2. I'm easy either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
Hey, YOU! Shaman, this is a no posting zone unless you came to offer the participants some sex. I dropped award winning rhymes and they are gone.
Oh, you write rhymes? Why don't you take me up on that generous offer of pity battling you then?
We can do 12, 16, 20 bars, whatever.
Hey @EyeDealIstic that’s a hella elaborate way of propositioning me, but sure. bend over bitch.
@Jack Hallows For fuck’s sake Jack. Ain’t nobody wanting to read 24 more lines of your inane bullshit. On the other hand, maybe they’d slog through it if it meant the opportunity to see another 24 from me.
@Bag Mandela brother, could you set up a poll? If the people want it then sure, lessgo!
Dope promo vid btw. You’re the goat of this shit, one thing Jack and I can agree on.
@TheShaman , that’s what’s up. Clearly a man of culture. My enemies have conspired to bring about my downfall, but I shall prevail. I mean, I might prevail. I might not. The important thing to remember is that there are no real winners in forum-based text battling. We’re all losers here.
As a progressive gent of the 21st century I for one think it’s fantastic that Jack’s overcome his natural disadvantages to win a battle, against all odds. Dude’s an inspiration to everyone else with profound learning disabilities. His last verse wasn’t half bad, I’d barely even class it as a sympathy vote.
This may be why Jack keeps obliterating you. Stop it or I too will use words in a deliberate sequence to cause you to weep profusely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
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Breaking News!
Mr Eye has been added: this is now a THREE WAY MATCH!
@EyeDealIstic because you responded with bars, by default i can’t even be mad at you. i can, however be mad that you’d have the audacity to accuse me of sleeping with the uncouth likes of Virbius.. i mean Knoxville is still a preposterous notion but at least Puerto Ricans are thick. imagine me wasting dick of this caliber on a descendant of the niggas who are just as responsible as the jews for killing Jesus lmao. as if.
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pffft. the only thing written here that is even remotely factual is that you ungrateful & undeserving niggas are getting more bars. :boxing:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
what a roundabout way of saying you scared, Mr. “I Can Go Unlimited” :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Lmao profound learning disabilities. imagine getting beaten by a retarded nigga in a cash prize battle. :evil: