story about Fresh

i dont know who posted it, shit, might have even been ME for all i can remember...
BUT...someone was an asshole, and needed to get a disrespectful email..
so the the members of RB were called upon to write this email word for word 3 words at a time...

lets do this again...the end result was hilarious... 5 words at a time though...
and lets make it a story about @Fresh. ...
please dont spam the thread and fuck up the flow..

simply hit the reply with quote button, remove the .[.QUOTE.]. tags and such, and add to it....

or just copy and paste the story thus far..

ill start.

Fresh was ugly until he

Years and years ago, Fresh was sitting in his living room playing with his GI Joe action figures when he heard a giggle coming from down the hall. Curiosity overtook him as he ambled to his sisters bedroom where she was holding a marriage ceremony for her barbie and ken dolls. A tear glided down fresh's eye as he was swept in the pageantry of the event. In those seconds he abandoned the GI Joe's quest to capture the hill and the mission was changed to tying the knot. However, as he set up the arrangements and saw GI Joe standing by Strawberry Shortcake he felt something was amiss, something was... wrong.

Panic set in for days as he wondered the source of his angst. But one day he was walking to his remedial english class when he felt an itch upon his nose. Reflex drew his hand up to scratch the itch but it instead collided with another boy's crotch. His heart rate immediately shot up, his face flushed. As his thoughts swirled, he reached his destination and was separated from his trains of thought when he heard the teacher of his remedial english class speak. "Class, today we will write poems about our emotions and how we should use emotions over conflict at all times"

This was the day where Fresh understood his life's destiny. He was done being a boy and had no desires to become a man for something far grander lie in wait- the life of a homotexual.

As this realization set in, many miles away @Killing Spree suddenly burst into a fresh fit of giggles while a local vagrant was fucking his ass. (See the wordplay there?)

im glad u just went ahead and finished...

this sit suck so bad now nobody can even participate in funny shit

turned this into a punchline that fast lmao

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@arm anderson ^^

lol?

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Originally Posted by Toobs

im glad u just went ahead and finished...

this sit suck so bad now nobody can even participate in funny shit

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The content is fucking boring as hell here lately.

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Originally Posted by Mr Elmsby

The content is fucking boring as hell here lately.

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yup. indeed.

you're bored enough you've even reactivated the Oinkbot, and now the masses tremble in fear at the sheer terror of such a being.

Jimmy from degrassi

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Originally Posted by Mr Elmsby

Panic set in for days as he wondered the source of his angst. But one day he was walking to his remedial english class when he felt an itch upon his nose. Reflex drew his hand up to scratch the itch but it instead collided with another boy's crotch. His heart rate immediately shot up, his face flushed. As his thoughts swirled, he reached his destination and was separated from his trains of thought when he heard the teacher of his remedial english class speak. "Class, today we will write poems about our emotions and how we should use emotions over conflict at all times"

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This fucking shit is being taught in schools right now, legit.

Dude was a prophet.