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Re: Rhyme Cypher
Challenge my mentality? Ya soul'll get sent, actually
Ain't shit for us to "work out" - That's an exercise in banality
Many fell from the war on drugs, became casualties
While politicians sign more death certificates, casually
I just sit back, blazing trees like forest fires
An awkward writer that always sought to write up awesome fire
Of course I'm nicer, no longer do I spit empty shit
Like I was forced to prior
Spit a rhyme more than hyper, yet still calm
My wave dudes can't surf, like Charlie from Vietnam
The ill don, got a chokehold on all my broke foes
Trying to send ya soul up the same way that my smoke goes...!
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Re: Rhyme Cypher
Rex battys of men randily,
Try writing 'rhyme' but don't neglect adding in the 'next' adjective,
You stench shattily, Other bummers comment on your bent tenacity, when they recognise you from the film "Ben Ten: Ass City",
You're tryna be merry-on a weener, yes, avidly,
All I do is collect currency & invade peng cavity,
Bout to reach cuz I'm relatively gone like dead family,
Catch me drunk in a cypher spittin "yo it's Meg Bandily",
Hate-fucking annoying skets savagely offers a rare chance to act in a sense angrily yet happily,
I'm not into men's vanity, or to be correct; faggitry,
I'm looking forward to a PM who's bone structure round the eyes is less Saville-y,
I hate people who use caps to exaggerate text, actually, I hate them MASSIVELY, they probs have sex passively then smell wine n watch documentaries about french tapestry,
Yo, yo, off the dome I'm bout to kill the frees dem rappily,
Must be hard working in Compton for a deaf charity
Next Rhyme: Certified tard
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For how crazy that I spit, been called a certified 'tard
Or the complete opposite, slick with the nerdified bars
I guarantee you nothing will hurt if I'm scarred
Emotionally been dead and nerves are type hard
Fall deep into my conscience you might sleep with the Lochness
Still searching for the key to my mental fortress - How do I unlock this?
I paid heed to the words of all of the prophets
Caught knowledge, and the lost ones couldn't parse it
In my starship with a blink, I travelled many parsecs
But my drive was too crazy, back-seat drivers got car sick
Unforgiving as the Arctic, I laid waste to battlefields
A butcher with the blade out enjoying all the cattle squeals
I pray to God what I go through, my kids don't have to deal
Always go to war with a sharp sword, but don't forget to pack a shield...!
Next Rhyme: Twilight Zone
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Catch me in outside the police station in my Aygo, going through more donuts than high five-o,
Beats heavy enough to make ya hi-fi groan,
So much static that it fuck up the wi-fi zone,
I don't see their lines like coke racked on the back of a white iPhone,
I met a Central European bitch n let her ride my pole,
Had a German-Czech on the mic like "eins, zwei, yo",
I'm tryna fuck everything, it's the swipe right show,
I've even chased a farmer's wife like how the blind mice roll,
Looks like bars, I'm just letting someone know I'm fine though,
If the Canary bombs out then their minds might blow,
Might strike gold, ASCII code,
Ya memory must be foggy fam I'm dry ice cold,
I got messages sayin "you didn't get the rhymes I wrote",
They got replies like "oh yeah, right, right, no"
It's nothin to have lames buried with a hype hype flow
Next Rhyme: Mr V
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[Rhyme: Twilight Zone]
I pack more clips than a highlight show, and keep cutting away... you’ll get sliced like, whoah... it’s a knife fight bro, gonna take it to heart, I ain’t a nice guy though.
Gotta give him that work, but this guy’s quite slow... like, uh, lays around? I’m... like... no... this like a laser round from sci-fi show coz I’m killing him but that was only light, I know.
My writing’s god tier, ain’t a sign I show, it’s a Sinai show... and I’m Christ-like yo, coz my blood’s some kinda wine, right? no... it’s wholly spirits, and this is the zeitgeist, so...
I’m the most high... I’m quite stoned.
You’re far off seeing me, like your eyesight’s honed.
rexb...? is that some kinda name or a WiFi code?
You’re flawed like this a muay thai throw... My punches are strong, with the might I throw...
Have a family mourning after they land... like a night flight home.
Next rhyme: Mr V
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I got grandma's feeling like theyre in the midst of e,
Know why UW failed? Not half I bet they missed a V,
That's a bigger reach than Little Lee, who lost his shins n feet in the middle east, stretching for the mag full of frisky teens,
I was eating a traditional British tea whilst watching a bitch masturbate with a clit machine, that's double consumption of chips n beans, glad I skipped the peas,
So much flake in the limousine it's like Christmas Eve n if you sniff the seats it's a serious high king when you hit the peak,
I'm a dropout with nil degrees in written frees,
I tried acting once n thought nahh this isn't me,
I do stuff my neighbours don't wish to see, they said they want a fence round their garden so I tagged "prick" n "dweeb" on the friggin trees,
I've got kids to feed, to a cougar when I fill her mouth with jizz n leave,
Smashed a bird in her top floor apartment, pretty sweet,
I was greeted with an A up & city scenes like she came from Huddersfield but lived in Leeds
Next rhyme: tapped out twice
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Last time I smoked something, got so high I tapped out twice
It was either that, or the opp would've got rapped outright
I'm foul, I slap-box tykes, slut-out dykes
Test? I erupt on sight, and will stay corrupt for life
Can't give up the, criminal ways, watch as this individual slays
For every contract, please believe the derivative pays
No subliminal strays, in my verses, the experience is immersive
Pickpocketin' pretty chicks purses while they pray in churches
I'm the priest, got 'em on their knees to get me slurped quick
Caught every venereal disease, still fucked the nurses
I robbed Peter and ran off on Paul, like Mike Jack, I'm "Off The Wall"
Can never get enough, always out for more
Blazin' fifths at plagiarists, unholy atheist
To keep the high going need at least an eight to twist
Ice glazed the wrist, just so I could see who's haterish
My beautiful death is the one and only hater's wish...
Next rhyme: Nepotism
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Re: Rhyme Cypher
She put Mandingo on the television,
And said "that's a monster cock, the very definition",
I said I bet it isn't,
Then showed her how it's all relative like nepotism,
I roll up looking smart to deflect suspicion that my IQ 69 like a sex position,
If your fires dying out then check the wisdom::::
It needs coal on, asshole, like a digestive system,
How you gonna write 10 shitty lines but end it with an "I'm droppin 4 n bodyin flows like an embolism"?
Next rhyme: Gender Swap
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Fuck transphobes, they need an agenda swap.
If someone identifies as a bitch, hella props, coz if we got more dimes in this shit we’d be better off.
Guess it’s the dog in them if they wanna get the chop.
Plus I love how it offends the cops and gives right wing pricks a horrendous shock.
Get em opening wide like a dental doc.
I ain’t into bi shit, like a rental shop.
Leave you with more holes than a pepper pot or a pair of Crocs.
Piss me off and I’ll get the glock, or I’ll... uh...
Or I’ll... um...
I’ll... ay, wait...
I’ll smash your brains with a cinder brick, yeah I dead forgot, but I guess it was some kinda mental block.
I tend to forget a lot. ‘Which pussy familiar?’ like Meg and Mog.
I wake up at ket o’clock.
Always out to get the gwop... I’ll turn up at your house but I never knock, I’ll break in then sell you a better lock.
I traded my whip in for a mechabot.
Still whip a submissive bitch, tell ya thot I’ll ‘attract-her’ so then she gon get the crop.
Next rhyme: comprehend
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Re: Rhyme Cypher
Everyday I see shit I can't quite comprehend
Dudes out for ends faking it, but I cannot pretend
Desperate to show out for clout, so they cop a Benz
But my think tank's too deep, 'n they got the bends
Just cuz you got lots of friends, doesn't mean they'll hold it down
In a sticky situation, with opps tryna blow ya crown
I had real ones when it was beef, they rolled around
Holding pounds, to put in work on some doja clowns
Honestly, loyalty has become a scarce commodity
You stand tall and hold ya tongue? You're an oddity
They don't respect that you reacted solidly
I mention Homer, they think it's Simpsons but I'm spittin' The Odyssey
Guess you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
Same as giving a simpleton all the knowledge but you can't make him think
Which got me thinking all Neanderthals ain't extinct
I'm watching the sink fill to the brim about to breach the brink...!
Next rhyme: Beef Stroganoff
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I disappear into the night. Outta sight. Outta mind. Outta rhymes.... For now.
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Re: Rhyme Cypher
Fam... thanks for the, uh, brief monologue.
Yo, the only time I saw Rag with that heat off the top, I released molotovs,
See, he bottled it... I mean, hobbled off.
If he’s seen on the block I’mma squeeze on the glock like the greased nozzle’s clogged.
Your rapping’s for babies, like clean swaddle cloth.
My poems ain’t for kids, an obscene Rog’ Mcgough.
I’ll abridge your lifestory... he’s lost the plot.
I’m barking, you baa king, a sheep not a dog.
This like comparing leaked novichok to a weak common cough.
Anyone thinking that he’s got a shot, one jab’ll kill him like he got a clot.
So rich I holiday on the greek Costa Lot.
I’ll break spinal plates as I scream mazel tov.
‘Azariah’ means ‘helped by god’, damn... it seems god forgot.
Next rhyme: see ya later
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Your bitch got a marine life fetish, I heard a seal ate her,
Muh fuckers act hip hop knowing they're going home to listen to Sia later,
Seasoned, layered, take me for a jerk, chicken you can meet ya maker,
Reachin major, take em to church n show em fuckboys only make preacher paper,
I measure the floor space at my yard covered by weed in acres,
Garden fresh, looking like I'm tryna beat the neighbours,
I went to KFC to get some vegan flavour,
I asked for corn n beans, they said "ok but you'll need to pay a-" I cut em off like "Look, you little wiener-taker, I'll fart in my hand n make you breathe the vapour if I don't get to see both sides like a mediator"
Next rhyme: Active user