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    Slaps

    ok not everyone's been slapped but i know many of you have stories
    either by a gay dude, your 'rents or a girl or some shit, post your most memorable slaps and the story behind it.

    me, never been slapped to be honest. =[

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    i got slapped by a perubian ho cause i was starring at hur but iwasnt i was just zoned out at that direction..but 4 sum that turned me on...

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    AS I TAKE A DUMP N SHIT I THINK BOUT RHYMES N TITS

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    I really hate people Mic Dareall's Avatar
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    I got slapped recently by some bitch in bed that liked it ruff and the bitch kept slapping me until I started getting pissed and started slapping her and ripping her hair out.......

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    This girl I to used to mess with in high school was mad at me because apparently this other girl I was messing with was her cousin. I dont know how the chick thought she'd fell in love with me in 3 weeks, but she was all crying and yelling and screamin at me outside my friends house. So I was like, "What the fuck, we dont even go together." And she slapped the shit outta me, that chick was heavy handed like a mofo. It took alot for me not to hit her back forreal, its was in front of my boys to, they still clown me about it and bring it up till this day. I use to be a grimey dude, lol.
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    Never been slapped.
    Never even got ass whoopings as a child. Cussing's are enough to make the kid feel like shit.
    THE FAKEST BITCH ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET EARTH.

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    I was in gradeschool at the time.. They had a dance for us all corny and shit. So I went up to my mainest bitch Natalia and was like..wanna dance with me? PSYCHE!!!... :clap: I didnt even get to laugh before she slapped the shit out of me right across the cheek.
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    ive been slapped by auntie... because i was annoying hur..this when i was 9

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    Quote Originally Posted by Industry
    I was in gradeschool at the time.. They had a dance for us all corny and shit. So I went up to my mainest bitch Natalia and was like..wanna dance with me? PSYCHE!!!... :clap: I didnt even get to laugh before she slapped the shit out of me right across the cheek.

    thats my story.......why u steal my shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by 40grams
    thats my story.......why u steal my shit
    Come to think of it that wasnt the only time that girl slapped me.. I forget why I must've pissed her off again one day and she smacked me with a
    half-thawwed ice-pack. That one hurt.. never thought about how ironic that is.

    She wanted my body
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    no shit................ice packs from the nurse are dope

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    This asian girl I was joking around with. I said I was her pimp and she was like "No im YOUR pimp and you're MY bitch" and slapped me. =/

    Then she was all "omgz im sorrrrrrrrry " and i forgave her cuz she had big tetas

    the end

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    ^^^ Lol

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    my girlfriend freaked on me when I cheated on her and she beat the shit out of me... What the fuck are you supposed to do in that situation... I mean.. You know you deserve it... But those slaps start to hurt after a few...

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    My mom stands 5'2 at the time I was 5'7 or so and I was younger probably around 14 or so, and it was my first time talking back to my mom.

    Mom: "bitch bitch bitch"
    Me: "And what the hell are you gonna do about it?"
    Mom: *slap*
    Me: "wtf just happened."

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    when I was 15, I was once slapped in the face by some essay that was with 5 of his friends.

    they told me go ahead, kick his ass we'll watch - evidently they were tired of that fool

    so I did. we were in a 7-11, and they called the cops cuz I smashed his head into the street fighter video game I was playing on.

    we ran.

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