Becoming a Barber

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Becoming a Barber

Brave corrupt and fiery but gave up entirely on becoming
A rapper right now rumbling through a chapter and stumbling
Through pages in true rages that’ll teach me how to be a barber
My girl flirt wearing pearl had to desert the rap world to get larger
In affairs with cuties galore but now time for the Hair Beauty Store
Wear bling around trying to bring down the prices right now they soar
For a pair of hair trimmers they degrade your money feel afraid and funny
To drop cash right now got pride must decide hard to slide into a crummy
Career, like spike got to do the right thing, can’t go far no car wanna
A Chevy quick and swift galore with a stick shift on the floor gonna
Go to the car dealer, but at the barber shop holy fuck saw a big truck
Plow into a parked car sparked a bazaar of policemen I was stare struck
Almost dropped my trimmers cops all ove the parameter but
I survived, don’t need help from foes may have to step on some toes
Because nice guys finish last need spinach fast wanna be hot guy that goes
Like popeye and slap Black Beard that cat whack and weird no flows
Anyway I’m in the barber shop not starting thinking about my rock garden
My bling stay gleaming but right now daydreaming before the boss harden
His heart and fire me “ok whose next?” “yeah look man I want a fade and
Hope it don’t cost a lot take a little off the top” this is tough need a grenade man

[JustJoe]

bahahahahahahahahahahhaha

[JustJoe]

this is fuckin awesome...

[JustJoe]

man if i feel like a laugh i just have to come read dis shit

its like on some groucho marx shit

it reminds me of a friend that used to write these funny meaningless multi syllable rymes

its mean to be funny yea?

I had to read cuz the title struck me as funny..at first just looks like a jumble of random ass words dat ryme but it actually goes kinda chronological wid some wierd ass digressions which are funny as fuck..pretty freakin racey.. you smoke meth bra? jp....real entertaining...to me atleast..

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my link http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...678/index.html

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my link http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...835/index.html

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JustJoe thanks fo rthe props on this for real

[Mykull]

lol...this shit was very ill....clever...lol

[.Prime.]

Really funny man keep it up we need more of this in open mic.
Please RTF.

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ayo thanks fo rthe props everybody for real got to try and do this again doe

[[k]onquerer]

haha I wasn't too sure about checking this one out cause of the title, but I'm glad I read it. It was easy to read and funny as hell. I like how you made the simplest fuckin' story into a complicated looking post. Props, keep this shit up.

uppin this, and rtf

[rhymebad]

thanks for the props on this one