If It Was Legal

[A Disciple]

If It Was Legal…

If it was legal I’d join the purge
With an appetite for destruction like you never heard
Then again I doubt that
My stomach is weak so I’d prolly fall back
If it was legal I would cut off his dick and tie it to his nose
Pose him naked like an elephant for that stole my free will pose
If it was legal I’d tie her to the bench
Then spit chewed gum balls in her hair cause she just a wench
They cut off at least an inch
So I said fuck it, if anyone gonna cut my hair it’s gonna be me
Took 7 inches off just like Brittany
That one? Oh I’d stick a tech 9 up her cunt
And blast off cause mine wasn’t her only stunt
Then I’d roll her in a carpet w a note that says this is what happens when you rape a GOAT
“Red rover red rover”… if they didn’t drop me across town when I posted that Range Rover
If it was legal I’d go kamikaze… pack them all in my car and drive into a brick wall
I wouldn’t know how fast to go but fast enough to survive but still kill them all
Hop out and set it on fire and walk away like Stella in waiting to exhale
Then I’d take a pic and write a note like stan and send it to XL
That one bitch? I’d nail gun her to a church steeple
Pose her like Jesus then show all the people
That’s what living evil gets and maybe then we can all say its equal
“These are all of my favorite things”…
If it was legal….

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@Candy

[Candy]

If it was Legal
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Pocahontas while drawing mud angels
Drummed out on my tabaco pipe dangled
I watch out for cloud art and smoke signals
Single singing with pure amber rings sprinkled
Look down.. ON - by
a man twice over OH man
pure faggots a king sniffed to prince god damn
wheres the queen in this bitch around the princess
lil ol jonny knows candy under dressed
when the cunt waltz's up^^^..
and fits i with this-------
stretched distinction fitted for a land convict
she dusts off the sand and soul of a diamond
grabs me by the hymen, sees gang sign signing
This ancient mummy restricted
virgin known as joan/artemis now fisted
the scent of my ass stanks dank until choke of..
golden books built in grains floats off to lost
the days of the olden philosophers drift
this sick swift infliction of belief in this bitch
ear to ear hair rolled over tickled then
whispered in with her ass smother the bend
of a straight jacket fitting and cuffs rep loved
just as much as the oceans real sailor hugged
when i let loose by a harlet no heart

QUEEN "you will always be mine.. look up "still art""

the end
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[A Disciple]

Good rhyme scheme but that’s the second time you freaked me out… my moms name is Joan. What made you pick that name? Do you know more about me then I know? Cause you were cool as fuck - I’d be real sad if you was the creeper!

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@Candy

[Candy]

nah i follow catholisim i regularly hang out at the schools for their irisless art statues and in their clothing shops because they have dope references

[Plat Hav Pro]

What the hell going on here you're both twisted heh and I clicked on that link Candy lol!! Neither one of ya is legal gonna have to arrest you both!!

[A Disciple]

@plat_hav_pro @Candy LoL… that was too funny

[Candy]

@plat_hav_pro @Candy LoL… that was too funny

respect

[Plat Hav Pro]

Do you 2 ever record your raps or just do text??

[Candy]

https://soundcloud.com/aaron-batty-9...social_sharing

[A Disciple]

@plat_have_pro I just write... sometimes I can hardly even read it myself out loud... but I hear the flows I'm flowing to in my head. It's weird. I love when someone else helps me and puts it into audio though. It's the best!