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    We Are What We Eat

    Topical Battle Verse Written To The Picture


    It’s been 200,000 years since the Fukushima disaster
    Accelerated evolution and produced the new masters
    Of a gruesome blue planet ruled by humanoid fish
    Known as Homo-pisces with a fetish and fix
    That consist of a dish made of humans and rice
    An ancient recipe that’s been cruelly revised
    With a santoku knife the tuna’s slow and precise
    As it slices the hide of a terrified child
    That was caught in the wild of a Tokyo town
    Full of radioactive .. ashes and clouds
    Ruins littered with capsules of humanity’s deeds
    Back when fish went to school, but didn’t get a degree
    And mankind was the peak of the animal kingdom
    Cos no other species could stand a chance or defeat us
    Back when “fins” couldn't breathe or even leave the marina
    And we had mastered the art of how to clean and then eat em
    Now they cleave and the feed us to every dolphin and shark
    And no PETA or vegans could ever soften their hearts
    Cos as smart as they are they still look to a time
    When their ancestors lives were hooked and put on the line
    So we could cook em and fry em with no remorse in our souls
    boldly wining and dining over corpses and bones
    But now the roles are reversed and we're the ones in the rolls
    Being slowly devoured by baby Flounders and old...
    Nemos and Dorys. Who could have pictured this story?
    A categorical shift between human and prey
    Went from an apex threat to being in the food chain
    Now we're sushi filleted over boat shaped plates
    Due to radiation exposure elevating their brains
    Our societies folded, their anatomies changed
    Started walking and talking like the ancient primates
    Sprang up out of the water, every ocean and lake
    And then they stood up straight and were colossal in size
    Took control of the globe right in front of our eyes
    See, we were weakened and sick; in no position to fight
    In attempts to survive we retreated to tents
    that were hidden inside of metropolitan jungles
    Overflowing with vines, toxic garbage and rubble
    The "fins" copied our culture and reinvented our customs
    From North Korea to Russia, in every country they crushed us
    In Chicago and London, to Nara in Japan they would terrorize Man
    Until we faltered and broke and had to alter our tropes
    Now "a salmon walks in a bar..." is not only a joke! Nooope

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    Re: We Are What We Eat

    haha right
    fish are cool

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    Re: We Are What We Eat

    And also edible…but in reverse?

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