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    Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition



    What is up, bitches? Welcome to the Week 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up edition.A dozen weeks are in the books. That means just 4 weeks until playoffs. Lots of movement in the power rankings, including the return of Spree, back after vacated the title only a week ago, and big risers like Fresh & Infamous 1. Lets get into it...

    .: Week 12 Recap


    Wk 12 - Contender's Match: Phalanx 6-0 -VS- Robocop 6-5

    This was closer then the voting indicated. I'm a fan of this slick misdirection that Plot has been dropping. He has been on point the last three weeks. Respect. Phalanx won 6-1.

    Wk 12 - Contender's Match:Mac 7-4 -VS- Bag Mandela 8-3

    This was a nice match up. Easily BotW for me. Mac came in with a creative jab, but came up just shottt versus Bag. Bag looks to ride the moment back into championship contention. Bag won 5-0.


    Wk 12 - King Dee Bee 4-2 -VS- Fresh 1-0

    A close match here. I don't think either guy was on his A game. That said, creativity and better execution led to a consensus winner here. Fresh won 5-0.

    Wk 12 - Blue Bayou 6-3 -VS- Exalted 5-4

    Blue apparently drowned in an uterus pond. Ex dropped a pretty imaginative Simpson flip though, and moves onto next week looking to build momentum as the post-season nears. Exalted by DQ.

    Wk 12 - Slayerr 5-3 -VS- MV 5-6

    This match was solid. MV dug in his creativity bag, but his execution left something to be desired. Slayer was able to edge it with a clean personal jab. Slayerr won 5-0.

    Wk 12 - Knoxville 3-6 -VS- Infamous 1 0-0

    Knox found himself INN trouble this week versus the newcomer to the league. Maybe he was caught sleeping, but Infamous came through like hotel management w/ a wake up call. Infamous won 5-0.

    Wk 12 - Blas 0-1 -VS- Zunto 0-0

    Zunto pulled a Zunto. Not even surprised. Blas hit him with a solid personal bar, & brings himself to.500 on the season. Blas by DQ.

    Wk 12 - Mal Diction 1-5 -VS- Glockamole 2-3
    Mal picked up a well deserved W here. He dumped glock like a murder weapon. Mal by DQ.



    Top 5 Punches of the Week

    Quote Originally Posted by Bag Mandela View Post
    Pump action equipped, I'm round the back of this chink's home,
    The SPAS buss, when I see this retard Mac-in the window
    Quote Originally Posted by Infamous 1 View Post
    Fix your mouth when speaking..before I 'Dent this pile of trash
    and to anybody on 'Noxide,im Laughing cuz you got him Gassed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blas View Post
    guy has half his mouth missing so he'll REALLY need to come prepared
    told this faggot DON'T give me any lip, then remembered he has NONE to spare
    Quote Originally Posted by Phalanx View Post
    This clothesline'll give hime a Take Off vibe, He knows its a homi
    Which is ironic, cuz if I disrobe, I'll wind up exposing a body
    Quote Originally Posted by Fresh View Post
    u could make a bad situation worse.. if I were you, I’d be retreating
    If I add insult to injury, it’s because you were ugly before this beating



    .: Week 13 Power Rankings


    1T. Phalanx: 7-0 =
    1T. Bag Mandela: 9-3 +1
    3. Kill Spree: 6-1 NR
    4. Fresh: 2-0 +4
    5. Slayerr: 6-3 +2
    6. Mac: 7-4 -3
    7. Robo Cop: 6-6 -3
    8T. King Dee Bee 4-3 -3
    8T . Exalted: 6-4 +1
    10.Infamous 1: 1-0 +6
    11. Blue Bayou: 6-4 -5
    12. Blas: 1-1 =
    13. Mal Diction 2-5 +1
    14. MV : 5-7 -4
    15. Knoxville: 3-7 -4
    16. Glockamole: 2-4 -2
    17. Zunto: 0-1 =



    .: Week 13 Preview & Odds

    Champ Match Phalanx 7-0 -VS- Bag Mandela 9-3

    Good luck, bud. 50/50

    Contender Match Kill Spree 6-1 -VS- Fresh 2-0
    Spree 55/45

    Slayerr 6-3 -VS- Infamous 1 1-0
    Infamous 55/45

    Mac 7-4 -VS- Blue Bayou 6-4
    Blue 60/40

    Robocop 6-6 -VS- Blas 1-1
    Robocop 60/40

    King Dee Bee 4-3 -VS- Mal Diction 2-5
    KDB 65/35

    Exalted 6-4 -VS- MV 5-7
    Exalted 60/40

    Knoxville 3-7 -VS- Glockamole 2-4 -VS- Zunto 0-1
    Knox 40/30/30


    .: Hashtag Hype


    #WhySpree
    #NowYou'reBackAWeekLater
    #Fresh&MV'sBeefAdded20PagesToTheChatThread
    #BagWasSpazzin
    #GlockenspielLeftHomieRockedF'Real
    #WhosGonnaStopMal
    #RIPKDB
    #IMetKnox'sMom@AHolidayInnBar
    #SheLikes$1MimosaNight
    #DontLeaveMeHangingPlot
    #SuspiciousMallards
    #AChampWillBeCrowned
    #PushForThePlayOffs
    #18&Counting



    @BagMandela @Kill Spree @RoboCop @King Dee Bee @EXalted @Blue Bayou @Slayerr. @MV @mal diction @KnoXville. @Mac. @thenextslimshady @Blas @Glockamole @Fresh @Zunto @Infamous 1
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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    Good read. Appreciate the effort. Fuck MV though

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    There was literally only one good bar last week

    Gotta step it up lads
    "Sound stuff out guys" - Barcotic

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou View Post
    There was literally only one good bar last week

    Gotta step it up lads
    you literally didn't SHOW last week moron (uterus pond!!!!!)

    dope mag ty 4 the effort much respect

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    ^ Blas with the cold truth.

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Blas View Post
    you literally didn't SHOW last week moron (uterus pond!!!!!)

    dope mag ty 4 the effort much respect
    Ohhhhhh I showed... I may have been late, but I showed

    Also Uterus Pond an all timer luv you
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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou View Post
    Ohhhhhh I showed... I may have been late, but I showed

    Also Uterus Pond an all timer luv you
    if it ends in a DQ u didn't show, u broke my heart i thought u loved this shit

    luv u 2

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    straight mag

    still trying to wordplay the hashtags
    aka Sorrow: the Broken Wing

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    Thank you for mag

    Let’s get these battles up

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    I would have got Zunto too but he wouldn’t have even cared lmfao plus I ended his career anyway
    RIP TO MY CAREER

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by mal diction View Post

    still trying to wordplay the hashtags
    I fucking love this guy
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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Fresh View Post
    Good read. Appreciate the effort. Fuck MV though
    All you can do is say Fuck MV. so go ahead fuck me. make Amen jealous

    Thanks for the mag btw

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    Your predictions show why you shouldn’t gamble

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou View Post
    There was literally only one good bar last week

    Gotta step it up lads
    You dropped your bar of the season

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    After reading Phals bar last week I was relieved he didnt show the league his dick..lol
    But appreciate the mag homie.
    Plottin your demise.

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by MV View Post
    All you can do is say Fuck MV. so go ahead fuck me. make Amen jealous

    Thanks for the mag btw
    You're gay as shit. And there's nothing wrong with that. But leave me outta your fantasies

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    Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Fresh View Post
    You're gay as shit. And there's nothing wrong with that. But leave me outta your fantasies
    sure. leave Nigga out of your vocabulary and we have a deal

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