Round 1 Mag *Updated*

[Phalanx]

Welcome to the Rnd One

Top 5 Punches of the Week

hes gonna no show but fuck it

Bring your entire crew, it wouldn’t be a different premise
You antenna ya homies’ll be on the air despite the fact your signals are ended

It’ only took One gunshot wound Im telling ya This Beam Rigged,
pretending to be a Luther, King you’ll die on ya balcony exactly like He Did’!!

ur wife?
a dumb ho no doubt, watch me and the buds go give the slut a full mouth
Cop you late to the party.. cuz that bitch already fucked the whole house

50 yrs old & rapbattles.com is your natural habitat
It's sad, in fact..
If voters say malformed a solid verse it'd be EXACTLY that

if i cant find you, i walk down kids, spark n let the Colt sortem
you'll be real depressed when these baby blues go from postpartum to post mortem

.: End of Season Power Rankings


1. Phalanx: 10-0 (1.000) +10
2. Fresh: 4-1 (0.800)+1
3. Infamous 1: 4-1 (0.800) -1
4. Kill Spree: 8-3 (0.73)+2
5. Slayerr: 8-4 (0.666) +2
6. King 2-1 (0.666) -1
7. Blas 4-2 (0.666) +2
8. Mac: 9-6 (0.600)-1
9. MV : 8-8 (0.500) +2
10. Blue Bayou: 7-7 (0.500)-2
11. Robo Cop: 7-8 (0.466)+1
12. King Dee Bee 5-6 (0.454)-2
13. Knoxville: 6-9 (0.400) +2
14. Fitzgerald 1-2 (0.333) -1
15. Mal Diction 2-8 (0.200)
16. SecondRobert 0-0 (0.000)
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.: Round 1 Preview & Odds

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1. Phalanx (10-0) vs 16. SecondRobert (0-0)
Good luck, bud.

2. Fresh (4-1) vs 15. Mal Diction (2-8)
Fresh 75/25

3. Infamous 1 (4-1) vs 14. Fitzgerald (1-2)
Infamous 60/40

4. Kill Spree (8-3) vs 13. Knoxville (6-9)
Spree 65/35

5. Slayerr (8-4) vs 12. King Dee Bee (5-6)
Slayerr 55/45

6. King (2-1) vs 11. Robocop (7-8)
King 55/45

7. Blas (4-2) vs 12. Blue Bayou (7-7)
Blas 60/40

8. Mac (9-6) vs 9. MV (8-8)
Mac 60/40



.: Breaking News - Interveiw w/ MV

Thanks for joining me, as we wrap up a regular season that has your finger prints all over it. You've been involved since Week 1, so I'd love to get your sentiments on the season.

Who was the biggest surprise of the season for you?

King Dee Bee. i don't think i have gotten to battle him but i hope to. dudes style is dope and i think he's a stand-out when he tries. i haven't heard of him prior to this season

Favorite bar of the season?

Myrmidon and Myrmidon. I honestly think that bar was super underrated. i dont care if Fresh had to go to Wikipedia to figure the punch out.

Best match of the season?

Robo vs Blue both came with some crazy bars. the ending votes do not show how close this match-up was in my opinion.

Let's play odds maker for a second. Who would you say is the favorite to win the playoffs? Who do you like as a dark horse?

i see your 10-0 record bro. "Rico from Belly eating a banana" i dont like that shit. Im on my Amen-hating shit right now if he actually had bars. With that being said I AM MY favorite to win the playoffs. im going to go with Robocop as the Dark horse. he is very entertaining and rarely disappoints imho.

Round 1 sees you facing pretty stiff veteran competition.
Word has it Mac had been throwing shade you way. Our sources quote him as saying "Your lines are cheesy & you can't Kraft a bar" and "Voter's will forever associate the initials M.V. with Mac's Victory". What have you to say in response?

mac said my lines are cheesy, i cant craft a bar...? thats fire! i need that same energy for our 1-2. I want him to show up in his game shoe(s) on and locked in. i want you all locked in. with a hexagonal clasp


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.: Hashtag Hype

#AndNew
#WithAnAsteriskThough
#PlayOffTime
#FeedingISAgainstTheRules
#SwayingIsToo
#SombodyIsGettingDecked
#HolidayHumor
#OhioStWillWinTheCFP
#21&Counting




@Bag Mandela @Kill Spree @RoboCop @King Dee Bee @EXalted @Blue Bayou @Slayerr. @mv @mal diction @KnoXville. @Mac. @thenextslimshady @Blas @Fresh @Zunto @Infamous 1 @King @Fitzgerald @SecondRobert

[mal diction]

this should be interesting

[Blas]

my man, ty for mag

letsgetit

[Fresh]

Good shit. Thanks for the mag

[Fitzgerald]

Yo this is tight let’s gedditt

[KnoXville.]

Firee Mag

[Spree]

Dope

[Zunto]

Thank you for mag

[Slayerr.]

Fuck your asterisk

Dope mag tho

[Blue Bayou]

THANK YOU FOR MAG

[Phalanx]

Breaking News - Update: Exclusive Interveiw w/ MV

[Fresh]

Oh boy

[Blas]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[SecondRobert]

But I didn't get an erection...

[King]

Thanks for the mag good shit

55/45 I need whatever strain u got right now it must be the fire

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But I didn't get an erection...

Lmao only the real ones know about those mags