Since I'm basically the father many of you didn't realize you never had.
Eat a dick, but do not share any of the details of the before/during/after. Not even a morsel of information about this, do you understand me?
Except for @MARION MOTLEY , he is exempt from having to eat a dick because he helped his Pops out in the gimmick league. You all could learn how to be better offspring from him.