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Thread: $pitacular (7) vs. Defcon 5(14) DO OR DIE MATCH

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    Re: $pitacular (7) vs. Defcon 5(14) DO OR DIE MATC

    it's finally out homo. I saw the pic n' thought, this nerd's done...
    with the purple butt plug right on top of the closet you emerged from
    look Def.. no matter what angle you choose you'll be deaded easy
    seriously, that's not a nipple. that's a mis-shapen bruise with an embedded BB
    n' when I see you in the street... no one'll save you, ya back breaks
    homie forget your eye. I hit you so fucking hard I gave you a black face
    it's true you're funny.. sorry it's your features I'm hostile tearin on
    but shit.. if I can get a runny nose, you get a fucking nostril marathon

    vs.

    come out the closet man..we know this just ain't a habit
    cause u look way to comfortable to be dressed like a faggot
    ok u tried ya gangsta look..u look hopeless and shitty
    its ain't work..
    ..now go put everything back before ya grandma notices it's missin

    Cool read. First of all those pics are mad funny, props. Ok I got spit taking this due to the fact he just came with 1 or 2 more bars that i was feeling. Although the quotes may give off the impression that it was one sided I thought this was pretty close. I thought the grandma line was funny as fuck but I gotta vot spit for more consistancy.

    v/ Spit

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    Re: $pitacular (7) vs. Defcon 5(14) DO OR DIE MATC

    dog I just squeez n' I blast... even you never believed in a chance
    knew I'd tear your arms off. so I see you removed the sleeves in advance
    n' when I see you in the street... no one'll save you, ya back breaks
    homie forget your eye. I hit you so fucking hard I gave you a black face
    it's true you're funny.. sorry it's your features I'm hostile tearin on
    but shit.. if I can get a runny nose, you get a fucking nostril marathon
    wtf @ ya dome.. everytime I look I'm laughin inside til I'm dead
    one ear's flairin... n' the other one must be sewn to the side of your head
    I can tell you been 'freshly taken'. no need to post it we noticed that
    but yo, how'd you get your Dad to agree for his hand to be photographed?

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    them big things on ya face..ur a disgrace to life sucka
    fuck shades..this nigga's rockin flourescent ceiling light covers
    ok u tried ya gangsta look..u look hopeless and shitty
    its ain't work..
    ..now go put everything back before ya grandma notices it's missin
    this text is real..yet and still he's dressed to kill
    negative..we'll just let blame alcohol and anti depressant pills


    lol cool battle, best this week imo, both came nice and funny but spit had way more better lines so he gets my vote

    vote spit

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    Re: $pitacular (7) vs. Defcon 5(14) DO OR DIE MATC

    spit

    dog I just squeez n' I blast... even you never believed in a chance
    knew I'd tear your arms off. so I see you removed the sleeves in advance
    [good opener w/ the swagger]
    it's finally out homo. I saw the pic n' thought, this nerd's done...
    with the purple butt plug right on top of the closet you emerged from
    [iight]
    look Def.. no matter what angle you choose you'll be deaded easy
    seriously, that's not a nipple. that's a mis-shapen bruise with an embedded BB
    [ha]
    it's true you're funny.. sorry it's your features I'm hostile tearin on
    but shit.. if I can get a runny nose, you get a fucking nostril marathon
    [line of the battle]
    wtf @ ya dome.. everytime I look I'm laughin inside til I'm dead
    one ear's flairin... n' the other one must be sewn to the side of your head
    [good use of pic]

    vs


    ok u tried ya gangsta look..u look hopeless and shitty
    its ain't work..
    ..now go put everything back before ya grandma notices it's missin
    [ha, ok]
    come out the closet man..we know this just ain't a habit
    cause u look way to comfortable to be dressed like a faggot
    [iight]
    get PETA on the phone n tell em we found a wrong
    i swear he looks just like a monkey they tested make up products on
    [ok]

    spit came a lot harder, i wasn't feeling the 1st half of defs verse that much and he didn't mix up his style of attack as much
    IJL

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    Re: $pitacular (7) vs. Defcon 5(14) DO OR DIE MATC

    spit wins via ko but loses -6 votes for not voting

    defcon loses via ko as he loses 10 votes for not voting AT ALL

    spit +4
    Def-1

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