Shake Junt (1-0) vs JLuth (1-0)

[Hexzen]

shake -

^can't you read the rules, its 16 min fool, i'll smack this hoe,
cuz ya last verse was short 4 lines, like a pinched sack of coke,

-no

shit, this ain't no collabo featuring 50, Dre and Em...
but i'm still gon Crack a Bottle....right over your head,

-okay

ya bitch is ugly as hell, she similar to a brick, cuz man...
...his chick flat on both sides, dirty, and gets laid by mexicans,

-no

this battle is more 1 sided than that St. Pierre fight, u got destoyed,
cuz I ripped this bitch in 1/2, like Chris Farleys coat in Tommy Boy,

-meh

damn, its true your wack^ cuz your raps get worse feedback,
than the aftermath.. of smashin a strat into a Marshall full stack,

-meh

his bars are similar to the endless movie sequals, cuz this dick blower,
basicaly just keeps recycling the same played concepts over and over,

-meh could have came harder with this personal.

i'll smack this wack fake, he stink worse than pussy crab cakes,
ya bars hear more No's then Kenny X'n Nasty Nates pic in 1/2 Baked,

-okay

your verses are frail and weak, cuz when I flick my switch blade...
i'll saw right through JL bars like cons escapin from Guantanemo Bay,

-no.


J-

Shake>Luth? I could LOL LMAO or ROFL at thinking that's fact
But even those abbreviations won't be as brief as your chances of winning this match

-okay

The ref will signal for the bell the way I'm thumping cat's face
Fuck trading blows, with this pussy it's more like dumping cap space

-ehh

Even Obama couldn't help this poor fucks money reach maturity
So while the world begged for change, he became paranoid from job security

-ehh

Luth known for spitting mean, dude. The truth'll have you leaning, fool
To each his own, so it's only right I drown Shake in his gene pool

-okay

If Shake even receives a vote, you bet that I'll protest
Cuz the only barnburner here is how I'm leaving him homeless

-okay

Your climb to reach an LLL title gets even steeper with each bar
You need to give it a rest, some advil, and a weekend treatment at the spa

-okay

I'll stop your bitching with a left, and slice your lip with a right
And leave this diva so battered and bruised, Chris Brown'll hit me up for advice

-eehhh

I'll bash this net geeks hopes, and leave him scarred and beaten dude
With blows that'll hit so close to home, he'll be in the market for a new CPU

-ehhh


vote - luth, for coming closest to decent

[Erupt]

jesus nearly every line involved references to movie,,, GAY

vs

If Shake even receives a vote, you bet that I'll protest
Cuz the only barnburner here is how I'm leaving him homeless
I lol'ed


vote j.luth

[RAS.]

Before I vote I want to say Shake Chill the Fuck out Really Thier only trying to Help If you step off the Fucking High horse For a Minute and Listen you might actually improve...Trust that this aint Fl so what ever they told you in there was a lie..now voting



^can't you read the rules, its 16 min fool, i'll smack this hoe,
cuz ya last verse was short 4 lines, like a pinched sack of coke,
no
shit, this ain't no collabo featuring 50, Dre and Em...
but i'm still gon Crack a Bottle....right over your head,
No
ya bitch is ugly as hell, she similar to a brick, cuz man...
...his chick flat on both sides, dirty, and gets laid by mexicans,
very simple
this battle is more 1 sided than that St. Pierre fight, u got destoyed,
cuz I ripped this bitch in 1/2, like Chris Farleys coat in Tommy Boy,
no
damn, its true your wack^ cuz your raps get worse feedback,
than the aftermath.. of smashin a strat into a Marshall full stack,
no
his bars are similar to the endless movie sequals, cuz this dick blower,
basicaly just keeps recycling the same played concepts over and over,
ok
i'll smack this wack fake, he stink worse than pussy crab cakes,
ya bars hear more No's then Kenny X'n Nasty Nates pic in 1/2 Baked,
no
your verses are frail and weak, cuz when I flick my switch blade...
i'll saw right through JL bars like cons escapin from Guantanemo Bay,
ok



Shake>Luth? I could LOL LMAO or ROFL at thinking that's fact
But even those abbreviations won't be as brief as your chances of winning this match
Ha Ha
The ref will signal for the bell the way I'm thumping cat's face
Fuck trading blows, with this pussy it's more like dumping cap space
no
Even Obama couldn't help this poor fucks money reach maturity
So while the world begged for change, he became paranoid from job security
HUh didnt work no
Luth known for spitting mean, dude. The truth'll have you leaning, fool
To each his own, so it's only right I drown Shake in his gene pool
ok
If Shake even receives a vote, you bet that I'll protest
Cuz the only barnburner here is how I'm leaving him homeless
ok
Your climb to reach an LLL title gets even steeper with each bar
You need to give it a rest, some advil, and a weekend treatment at the spa
ehhh
I'll stop your bitching with a left, and slice your lip with a right
And leave this diva so battered and bruised, Chris Brown'll hit me up for advice
Not another chris brown line,shits old getting pretty quick I saw three of them
I'll bash this net geeks hopes, and leave him scarred and beaten dude
With blows that'll hit so close to home, he'll be in the market for a new CPU
NO


Wow ummm this is the worst battle I read Really,Some Noweight Fl shit going on here I thought my skills were diminishing being exposed to such wackness and I'm a newb LOL Im going to Read some other battles too shake this wack shit off

Vote: J.Luth

[Erupt]

j-luth wins 2-0

shake loses 1-1