FL Bruno Mars Roast Cypher Winners and Mentions

[KnowP]

Lmao ok.......

[newbierapper]

FL ROAST CYPHER
Bruno Mars Edition

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I cannot stand his fruity happy lookin ass. So what better person to roast. Destroy this man please!!!



Unlimited bars
Winner gets 10 pts, mag interview, and cypher medal
Runner-up gets 5pts
Honorable Mention gets 3pts
All participants get 1pt



FIRE AWAY!!!!







WINNER: @plethora
ook like MJ's son, the one he disowned as a child
nigga how ugly do u have to be to repulse a known pedophile?!?
built ur whole career as a "ladies man", even say it in songs
funny how you use a MAC Foundation, & got so much makeup on
Know tryna give me a medal for roasting this faggot, but nah bro
i would do it for Freon the fact a whole tank can fit up those nostrils
ur mug is a mess. got dents or craters under the flesh raised
nigga got the stage name Mars from all the uneven surfaces on his face
got a Caddilac emblem on ur hat, prolly for ur gay ass to remind
..all those dudes that the Caddy symbolizes u volunteering to get bagged from behind
Hooligans ur clothing line?? aww how cute & u all match ❤
got that jersey with a neck cutout, & u'll be found in Newark like that
gotta give u props tho.. topping the hot 100 charts with a grip of hits
u peaked at number 1 & 2 several times.. watching men take a piss or shit
that make-up thooo.. looks like it bled into ur shirt
Couple Layers Caked On, could pass for a wedding dessert
songs so boring, nigga in blue bought to really doze
ur music not just hard to sit thru, its like passing kidney stones
think i seen u in a Michael Jackson thriller video clip
so zombie-like, joe boston prolly seen u on one of his graveyard shifts
u look mixed on some Amen shit, but that aint saying much
that means ur half bitch, half spanish.. & 100% fake as fuck
reppin' Cadillac but this spanish dude'll have nothing by time he's thru
so next time Julissa car, gonna need a family member to cosign for u
its not cool thinking ur lit at a radio station, u clown
cuz soon as u Turn Up in the booth, thats where ur body'll be found
my last opponent's a fag & ur a fag. u homo queers
but idc if Joe Dumars, y'all been playing in the D ur whole career




Runner-up: @Ronin
Gook? Puerto rican? What is this bitch nigga's race...
Saying u have sex with chicks, that's more made up than this nigga's face.
Ur like 5 foot nothing, I'd smack ur head clear across the room...
It would take one punch man, n I'd knock out all 3 of these dudes.
I wanna harm his race, u pull girls n see stars always...
But ur charms a waste, when one uppercut would put mars in space.
Ya last drop, well; tbh...poop was on it...
Ur career n crew bout to be long gone, just like the Supersonics.
Yall wearing all that bling!!!! but dude to the right wants to glisten too...
Just a small single piece, aaand that's about as much of ur music I've listened to.
Ur face looks like a plastic surgeons dream, that bitch been worked on...
If u worried about ur music as much as ur looks I might listen to one song.
They say stripes make u look skinny, I'll make u disappear like u got threw out...
Pop nines then save the cops time, I done lined ur crew out.
I'm Hannibal bitch, ur just another talking head...
I'm on that cannibal shit, while ur face looks like it belongs on the walking dead.
Hands? Ain't no defending these, Lookn like AC Slater's mini me...
Dimpled geek...
I'd drop u fast, one pop n splat! U can't get saved by the bell when u already sleep…
Ur face already seen blades n treys, their work was tragic...
Looking like ur made of clay, Hollywood went n molded the perfect faggot.




Honorable Mentions:

@KnowP
Bruno got vocals but he a flamer with extra fire, shit
He didn't just earn those stripes, apparently it was group member requirement
I'd pull out the strap, you'd piss ya pants, Mars softer than crap
Ya boy in blue joined to get closer to pussy, I don't think he can get closer than that
bruno is said to be a thug. no this little nigga isnt!
whats it look like when a nigga throws hands with hands the size of an infant


@Celph Taut
All the cash in the world won't help you pull bitches, with that scary ass.
Looking like Oscar Isaac after he put on the Jim Carrey Mask.
Chains got that Brian Pumper feel. You ugly, dog. You can't contest it.
Not sure what your shirt says, but your face is saying: Aids Infested.
Face is looking mad sunken. All honesty, it isn't surprising.
...You use the craters on your face as a safe-haven for your masculinity to hide in.



@jaager
when i hear the name bruno, i picture fish eating shrimp food...
pinstripe equivalent to sacha cohen in gimp suit



@Joe Boston
King of Rnb to queer i cant take it anymore
After a night with those two you'll see "Versace on the Floor"



CLOSING
Props to everyone who participated in the first FL cypher of the year. Be on the lookout for more cyphers and roasts and other themed cyphers through the months to come. Shoutout to Plethora and Ronin and posting some fire bars and showing us how a pic battle is done. Wish @Amen and @Orc and @Barcotic and @Kill Spree would of jumped in on this. Those cats can lay waste to any pic. And another shout to my dude Celph Taut for coming out the booth and dropping a few gems for the culture. We will never look at this icon the same again. Straight ROASTED!!!!

Right niggas bruno mars is an ass

[KnowP]

yo alias is ass