Old man Bag's got a fascination,
Calling Kaid a Fag, it's infratuation, I see-
He fucked who? Oh he did too?
Thinly veiled insults mean what? We can see right through..
And wait - ain't nobody said twinks since the 80s,
Chattin' BSDM, ain't fucking seen no ladies.
My Jag trumps your Volvo, your bars are fucking awful,
Deading Man' like dodo, laid to rest in So-Ho.
Heart fluttering, blushed, shit I'm done with this chump fam,
Just sorry that I had to be the one to body-bag man.