Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition

[Phalanx]

What is up, bitches? Welcome to the Week 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up edition.A dozen weeks are in the books. That means just 4 weeks until playoffs. Lots of movement in the power rankings, including the return of Spree, back after vacated the title only a week ago, and big risers like Fresh & Infamous 1. Lets get into it...

.: Week 12 Recap


Wk 12 - Contender's Match: Phalanx 6-0 -VS- Robocop 6-5
This was closer then the voting indicated. I'm a fan of this slick misdirection that Plot has been dropping. He has been on point the last three weeks. Respect. Phalanx won 6-1.

Wk 12 - Contender's Match:Mac 7-4 -VS- Bag Mandela 8-3

This was a nice match up. Easily BotW for me. Mac came in with a creative jab, but came up just shottt versus Bag. Bag looks to ride the moment back into championship contention. Bag won 5-0.


Wk 12 - King Dee Bee 4-2 -VS- Fresh 1-0

A close match here. I don't think either guy was on his A game. That said, creativity and better execution led to a consensus winner here. Fresh won 5-0.

Wk 12 - Blue Bayou 6-3 -VS- Exalted 5-4

Blue apparently drowned in an uterus pond. Ex dropped a pretty imaginative Simpson flip though, and moves onto next week looking to build momentum as the post-season nears. Exalted by DQ.

Wk 12 - Slayerr 5-3 -VS- MV 5-6

This match was solid. MV dug in his creativity bag, but his execution left something to be desired. Slayer was able to edge it with a clean personal jab. Slayerr won 5-0.

Wk 12 - Knoxville 3-6 -VS- Infamous 1 0-0

Knox found himself INN trouble this week versus the newcomer to the league. Maybe he was caught sleeping, but Infamous came through like hotel management w/ a wake up call. Infamous won 5-0.

Wk 12 - Blas 0-1 -VS- Zunto 0-0

Zunto pulled a Zunto. Not even surprised. Blas hit him with a solid personal bar, & brings himself to.500 on the season. Blas by DQ.

Wk 12 - Mal Diction 1-5 -VS- Glockamole 2-3
Mal picked up a well deserved W here. He dumped glock like a murder weapon. Mal by DQ.



Top 5 Punches of the Week

Pump action equipped, I'm round the back of this chink's home,
The SPAS buss, when I see this retard Mac-in the window

Fix your mouth when speaking..before I 'Dent this pile of trash
and to anybody on 'Noxide,im Laughing cuz you got him Gassed.

guy has half his mouth missing so he'll REALLY need to come prepared
told this faggot DON'T give me any lip, then remembered he has NONE to spare

This clothesline'll give hime a Take Off vibe, He knows its a homi
Which is ironic, cuz if I disrobe, I'll wind up exposing a body

u could make a bad situation worse.. if I were you, I’d be retreating
If I add insult to injury, it’s because you were ugly before this beating

.: Week 13 Power Rankings


1T. Phalanx: 7-0 =
1T. Bag Mandela: 9-3 +1
3. Kill Spree: 6-1 NR
4. Fresh: 2-0 +4
5. Slayerr: 6-3 +2
6. Mac: 7-4 -3
7. Robo Cop: 6-6 -3
8T. King Dee Bee 4-3 -3
8T . Exalted: 6-4 +1
10.Infamous 1: 1-0 +6
11. Blue Bayou: 6-4 -5
12. Blas: 1-1 =
13. Mal Diction 2-5 +1
14. MV : 5-7 -4
15. Knoxville: 3-7 -4
16. Glockamole: 2-4 -2
17. Zunto: 0-1 =



.: Week 13 Preview & Odds

Champ Match Phalanx 7-0 -VS- Bag Mandela 9-3
Good luck, bud. 50/50

Contender Match Kill Spree 6-1 -VS- Fresh 2-0
Spree 55/45

Slayerr 6-3 -VS- Infamous 1 1-0
Infamous 55/45

Mac 7-4 -VS- Blue Bayou 6-4
Blue 60/40

Robocop 6-6 -VS- Blas 1-1
Robocop 60/40

King Dee Bee 4-3 -VS- Mal Diction 2-5
KDB 65/35

Exalted 6-4 -VS- MV 5-7
Exalted 60/40

Knoxville 3-7 -VS- Glockamole 2-4 -VS- Zunto 0-1
Knox 40/30/30


.: Hashtag Hype

#WhySpree
#NowYou'reBackAWeekLater
#Fresh&MV'sBeefAdded20PagesToTheChatThread
#BagWasSpazzin
#GlockenspielLeftHomieRockedF'Real
#WhosGonnaStopMal
#RIPKDB
#IMetKnox'sMom@AHolidayInnBar
#SheLikes$1MimosaNight
#DontLeaveMeHangingPlot
#SuspiciousMallards
#AChampWillBeCrowned
#PushForThePlayOffs
#18&Counting



@BagMandela @Kill Spree @RoboCop @King Dee Bee @EXalted @Blue Bayou @Slayerr. @MV @mal diction @KnoXville. @Mac. @thenextslimshady @Blas @Glockamole @Fresh @Zunto @Infamous 1

[Fresh]

Good read. Appreciate the effort. Fuck MV though

[Blue Bayou]

There was literally only one good bar last week

Gotta step it up lads

[Blas]

There was literally only one good bar last week

Gotta step it up lads

you literally didn't SHOW last week moron (uterus pond!!!!!)

dope mag ty 4 the effort much respect

[Phalanx]

^ Blas with the cold truth.

[Blue Bayou]

you literally didn't SHOW last week moron (uterus pond!!!!!)

dope mag ty 4 the effort much respect

Ohhhhhh I showed... I may have been late, but I showed

Also Uterus Pond an all timer luv you

[Blas]

Ohhhhhh I showed... I may have been late, but I showed

Also Uterus Pond an all timer luv you

if it ends in a DQ u didn't show, u broke my heart i thought u loved this shit

luv u 2

[mal diction]

straight mag

still trying to wordplay the hashtags

[Zunto]

Thank you for mag

Let’s get these battles up

[Blue Bayou]

still trying to wordplay the hashtags

I fucking love this guy

[MV]

Good read. Appreciate the effort. Fuck MV though

All you can do is say Fuck MV. so go ahead fuck me. make Amen jealous

Thanks for the mag btw

[Slayerr.]

Your predictions show why you shouldn’t gamble

- - - Updated - - -

There was literally only one good bar last week

Gotta step it up lads

You dropped your bar of the season

[Plot]

After reading Phals bar last week I was relieved he didnt show the league his dick..lol
But appreciate the mag homie.

[Fresh]

All you can do is say Fuck MV. so go ahead fuck me. make Amen jealous

Thanks for the mag btw

You're gay as shit. And there's nothing wrong with that. But leave me outta your fantasies

[MV]

You're gay as shit. And there's nothing wrong with that. But leave me outta your fantasies

sure. leave Nigga out of your vocabulary and we have a deal