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Verse of the Week Nominations
Dios de Hip Hop vs. Com
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dios de Hip Hop
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...om-356430.html
legend? shit must be rigged as fuck cuz no way u were chosen
no one remembers ur accomplishments, so u had to edit ur own in
so stop boasting so much bitch your rep is weak as hell
no need to say you're a self made man.. trust me we can tell
you're all out of concepts, so it's time u just departed bitch
u had to rewrite for Bar this season just to have a decent part in it
stop your crying and bitching pussy I'm sick of you faking fame
we only roll out the red carpet so ur bleeding won't make a stain
the Future left your crew and now u pussies getting smashed
u have Alzheimer's now in chat always reminiscing in the past
u need a kicking in the ass, stop crying and bitching son
you're so scared of my bars you pm me to drop different ones
when your fit's are done, realize u only drop some subpar lines
the rest is so played voters swear they're redirected to the archives
seriously u act like such a girl. the bitch of all the bitches
half the league that knows ur a Brit has no idea ur from Britain
you're poor and retarded. that can't be denied by you either
cuz everytime I call u Lower Class u cry for two reasons
get money? you're only hope is hopeless so me and Token chuckle
only time com hit's the lottery he leaves the store with broken knuckles
ur girl's a sloppy hair dresser, her reputation makes many scared
but when I say she gave me bedhead, just know I didn't have any hair
this homo isn't actually an alcoholic, watch me rip 'em in half
when he says he has a cock tail, he really means a dick in his ass
bitch you're soft as fuck, quit acting like a boss you're not
you only have a darkside cuz we were playing shot for shot
com's facin death. he's fallen off now just another dominated vet
honestly, on the real u haven't had a single punch nominated yet
Final Resume:
1x LLL LW Champion
1x LLL MW Champion
4x LLL HW Champion
1-2 Punch Season 3 Champion
1-2 Punch Season 4 Champion
LLL Playoffs Contender (Seasons 1, 3, 4, 5 & 7)
LLL Season 3 Championship Contender
LLL Season 5 Champion
The Gauntlet I Finalist
2x Open Mic Hall of Fame
RB Awards 2003-2004: Best 1-2 Punch Battler
RB Awards 2005-2006: Best 1-2 Punch Battler - Runner Up
RB Awards 2005-2006: Best Overall Textcee - Runner Up
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...om-356430.html
fuck all that shit. latest is '06 so let me say it for u bitch
Final Resume.. is just u admitting that u won't be adding more to it
COM vs. Dios
Quote:
Originally Posted by COMblah blah blah
I'll choke you after you've passed out, you can't mask its ya last bout
So meet the second bitch in a month who's life passed from Tapout
It's time I tore through this fool, bitch to the core n' ya through
And If this fag ever showed true grit he'd probably flawless you too
Bitch it's April you're a fool, and my avys worth just increases...
...when I put ya in a Splinter a sling and Shredder shit verse to pieces
I'll stamp ya skull till I pop it n' run and jump on the socket
So when you give a girl the eye, she's just gonna vomit and drop it
You can't stop it, dirty bastard he's into scat on his bed
I told this prick he'd get shit on and he brought a cup to the thread
This fucker is dead and yo look, a hater's cliqued with a faker
Coz this battle's tongue in cheek, but can't you and chrit do that later?
Fates stuck, you can't stop it, wasted a chance to help run shit
Bitch we even had an arrangement.. till I smashed your face with the trumpet
And his I.D.'s on display but its just a fucking nerd looking queer
Well at least Bert from Sesame Street can finally buy Ernie some beer
Bitch we all know you're a metro and changing ya verse up's a nono
Coz no matter how you dress it up it'll always come across homo
This prick must have a mental block, his brain is literally snowed in..
...or else why tell people I reworded a verse that 10-0 ko'ed him?
Bitch you're a stalker don't front me, dude's stressed from his monthly
The only reason you give no extension is coz they've all left the country
And I'd see this bitch muted but the little poor boy was excluded
As a kid he got batteries for christmas... with no toys included
Well I'll tell you now kid, ya rhymes suck.. easy to see when ya time's up..
..when the first hand's on ya neck and the second hand's got ya dial fucked
While I don't care about this puff's swag stealing mine is enough, fag
There's TWO guys pissed at ya colour choice the way ya making blue look bad
You can't touch me so stop, infact why even drop in the thread?
I'm gonna have Nas on the phone thankin me for proving Hip Hop is dead
Phlymo vs. Hexzen
Quote:
Originally Posted by phlymoI’ll make ya head burst, but your drop’s the one that’s read first
n’ votes’ll show me applaud it...like ‘props phly, for making up for Ted’s verse’
i’ll smack ya head to the floor, n’ stomp the shit for five minutes
your face’ll give the decadent so big whole cultures could decline in it
this dumb fuck’s confused if he thinks he’s getting beckoned back
Ted had a lot on his mind, n’ it cleared the auction house in seconds flat
Ya style’s gay as fuck, n’ women are out of reach geek
But he’s got that rock n’ roll sex life, Ted’s getting with a Nugent each week
i’ll drop the hex, it ain’t a threat that this guy’s posed
fuck the shit you’ve achieved Zen, most people do that with their eyes closed
I’ll slit ya throat for rapping, no one wants to hear ya drops weekly
i’ll let ya speak to ya hearts content, since blood muffles words completely
n’ Ted trusts no-one, his mind’s full of doubt and scattered see
dude’s had his misgiving brain ever since he found out she did that to me
This suck-up needs a service, the bitch broke down so fast it’s frightening
Ted’s only roadworthy guys in the hope someone good might start to like him
g/l bud
Meters vs. Reflex
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetersI set examples, get in vet mode and i'm casting black, death's shadow
while this kid's so timid, he wouldn't talk 'bout himself in a 'flex battle
i'll torch Josh, kill him spittin dragon balls of flame and molten scripts
which put a glow 'round him til he Sayan-Aura, only trace left Smoka's sig
let's get edgar allen poe. you ain't crazy 'flex, your mental is fine..
but either i'm Raven' mad or i been nevermore quoted than since you arrived
this kid is a a reflection of his avy, i throw him in the furnace completely
test this pro? he'd rather burst into flames protestin', dude's burnin' to BE me
i label Josh a lyin bitch that's submissive, teethmarkin' dick cuz he long tooth
No matter HOW many mags w/ Bar, it wasn't a collabo when he stomped you
I'm fire with rhyme variety, reppin' hence cuz Miles is mockin' dreams
'flex whole act is Sketch, course he in Schiz w/ a style so comedy
Josh is common like his name, i get w/ his chicks 'n do what he can't
who cares what the S. stands for, soon as ya chick lies down i'm superman
i'll send you into no-mans land.. can't come back so wave ya hat, son
MI. is already remote, so who'd really notice me add an A to that, punk
first this dude predicted he'd succeed but he couldn't realize that destiny
cuz his ESP. factor is weak, like how I don't give a fuck 'bout him especially
could never impress upon my memory, shit. it's time to get suicidal..
..when you ain't even confident enough to capitalize the Cool in ya user title
i think it's notable how you quoted me in ya mag openly kissing my ass
want my nuts, i get the message like you smeared lipstick licking the stamp
think that's 22 for you
Reflex vs. Meters
Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh S.I'm fast and furious with my punches, So quit acting like you're a star
and I know you'll be catching my drift.. after being dragged under my car
His girl friend's an acrobat, and it's my burden to bare
So I'll be bending over back words, proving she's just more flexible there
We all know that you suck, so watch me throw you in a bitter rage
Ya you've got some followers.. ever since your parents found ya twitter page
Ya mothers getting boned quick, so refuting is hopeless
i'll sit and watch Oliver twist.. & still have no respect for the homeless
I highly doubt he's a man and now i'll begin to test his ways
It's funny how life gave him lemons.. and this fagot made pink lemonade
you're bitch it's true, and people will ask what I'm bashing you for
this tramp'll never stop.. but I'll check how he's making out with the floor
dude claims to be one of the best, yet no season's co-signing it..
You should be in the rusty champ match, but only meet half the requirements
No one knows meters really cuz his rep aint shit..
So If I asked who gnome, every one would point at this small fake bitch
dude's the gayest i've ever seen in this league but i'm breaking his luck
cause if he's leaving the victor... It's only because that relationship sucked
It's sad what's happened this week, all the biting is tragic
but I'd rather see punch get unbanned in exchange for ALL of his wack shit
Your family's ashamed of ya.. cause ya text battling's weak
sure home is where his heart is, too bad his body aint been there in weeks
Cry vs. Kontext
Quote:
Originally Posted by CryFuck my mother?
your contendors with Ted failed to show how being fortunate in life beats all
but it did show you trying your hardest then being awarded the win by default
his played lines ring flaccid, so it's too late for denying ya wackness
n' Dios.. I joined the league to beat fresh ideas not the lights in the attic
who spoke n' wrote famous quotes while using his hands to make shit?
Thomas Edison.. n' you can't write your own good lines much less fabricate his
when I put you on blast, I'm gonna have every last kid jockin' my words
league members takin' my shit all out of kontext 'cuz I had rocks in my verse
back with my style, fully focused for bashin this child, addin' sting to his guile
sure it's possible for you to win, but I haven't forgotten my links in a while
thinks he's got that sick shit, style none will see when he's strayed n' finished
but the cracker wouldn't have flavor if you took the T off his name n' dipped it
so fuck Humus Edison n' fuck his punches, all that soft lace their breaded with
you could swing all fuckin' day n' solidify there should be an age for gettin in
lost his last match, proving here that what's done's just started
putting his life on full rotation.. so afterwards he'll still be dumbfuck retarded
check your girls Kon n' you'll find.. that not every whore's workin tonight
n' that drop dead gorgeous is ONLY a comparison between your verse and mine
Nah.. fuck you.
Kontext vs. Cry
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas EdisonEhem
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...xt-297975.html
Cry's never had me provoked, & of course this Fag'll Fall in the sequel
because you were known as dope....that is until I halfassed and beat you
watch how I breeze through, see this bitch is so fucking stupid
because truth is, you aint shit...but pretty Goddamned close to it
your so useless, keep talking like your hood, until I up root this hoes life
Cry not versatile, so his movement he was pretty much a bitch the whole time
your prolly just a white kid in the ghetto, so it's just foolish to act hard
I pulled his card, so if cry's bridging the gap it's with a retainer & mouthgard
your exposed, take a spanking, fuck a ranking, you cant step up in place
I already got the scoop on you...
...I'm just debating whether to slam you on your neck or your face
LMAO you not ballin bitch, your just a kid, all your concepts are forced -n-
I knew you were nowhere near A.I because Daz keeps sonning you in the forum
you need training!
so dont box with me, Im chopping wood like rocky 3, cry is good as dead
so when the Timberlands you'll wish you never stepped foot in this thread
get crushed when you up in competition, plus your careers tainted with bitchin
you show no skill, bitch is roadkill! & dont try to weasel your way out of this one
scytso dont got me bitter, but cry the best? I wonder how he figures
you aint real mah nigga, just got me feelin like shaq...
.....cuz' I swear I shaquille ya niggas
No fuck you & your mother
Bartender vs. Coop
Quote:
Originally Posted by BartenderWhat ur reppin is wack, I cant help how Im bestin this fag
who's harshest material was a fuckin section in mags
This kid aint fresh with whips, his whole damn swag is a trite lie
cause coop deville'n and drives around like a white guy
You're a compulsive hater dude, n thats why this fool'll get fucked
since you cant stomach meters, Ill just give u a foot to the gut
It's all ur fault guy, Im forced into dropping my verses on time
cause you cant ever give an extension while ur girl is on mine
me n her are tight punk, she's been takin it from behind bruh
So while ur writing, Ill finger the cunt before even seeing a line up
Now ur tryin to flex right? but you aint never been givin the best ride
Cause I seen ur xterra... hole in ur pride with talk of ur sex life
The games are done, this crossdressing fool's a flaming bum
cause duke's a hazzard... and has a closet full of daisy ones
Ur a text geek, while my lines are always getting the best feed
To the point Punch'll reword it, and end up beating you next week
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Token vs. Punch
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tokencheck it..
everyone agrees ur just a clown, a joke of the league headin' for pavement
cuz i think its funny how I could drop a Punch using nothing but statements
fuckin pussy, made it the top for nothin, cuz im blazin up vile
tryna snatch the belt? this bitch'll just stay untitled like never savin' a file
quit kissing my ass dude, ur a faggot of weak stout
& when I say Bar overrides me in LLL, it ain't cuz he's the mod of the league now
i gotta bad temper, & this faggot fuck could never be fire
shit, watch me smash a fuckin' punch through the wall with no knuckles required
ur verses are fuckin earsores, i ain't even seen concepts that old
in fact, everytime itune into your shit I rip Apple's support a new asshole
concept flippin' faggot, you already know i'ma wreck you
shit, if ur scared chrit'll vote against you..
..why not list the rest of league in your check too?
drown your loss in some alcohol, ur a drunk fuck so face it
i'ma spike this Punch so sharp it's guaranteed to leave this fuck wasted
fuckin virgin, aint no girl on Top his Lap, i'll leave this wack shook for hits
shit I gotta Mack book fulla digits...he relies on a Macbook for chicks
see me in a pub or a battle, i'm layin you out, there's no doubt in it
shit, i'll just use Bars tool, & do some flipping..
..then knock you the fuck out with it
not a fuckin person here accepts your modship, your retarded to less
so I told the league to bare with me, and this fag started to undress
so much shit i could diss you about, it's obvious your worse than all
it's sad that i can use any lines i've ever written on you as personals
u got some FL fans, but all the vets know i'll give him bare hell
shit, I got the whole league doin' the wave.. just to bid him a farewell
nobody wants to listen to a word you speak, in fact ur just one i'll rip again
shit, if Punch ever hits the air.. then it's simply cuz he's missed again
you get ur concepts from other people, you ain't really beast tight
so if i'm dropping a Punch line then you know it's been flipped at least twice
ima expose you fucks now.. step aside bar, i'ma deal with a past geek
listen, no matter how much re-wording you do for this wack fuck, I still beat you last week
thats right com, your secret's out that you help him hard on text
but I guess it was predicted... that he'll change his name to Barcom next
all of the clues prove the case, com's ur buddy on some gay shit
bitch how u gon run the league.. we can't even take your verses in moderation
Now go back to Front Lines, you have some newbies to attend to
Punch vs. Token
Quote:
Originally Posted by PunchToken ain't a Real man, he's just a wimp that doesn't want drama,
..so I'll distill he cries like a bitch and begs for shots of COM's vodka..
The last time we battled I hardly tried so my shit wasn't even testable,
..but since I now carrots just a matter of time til I turn him to a vegetable..
This weak bitch could never hurt me, he's too damn old and frail,
..watch as the kidneys me and I elbow him so hard his organs fail..
He says his crib's nice but it's not, he should probably stop boastin,
..shit, I wonder how long it'll beetle he gets rid of the cockroaches..
He's broke and there's no girl in the world that wants his worthless ass,
..even if he stole afford he wouldn't have enough money to purchase gas..
He's always after the same girl at the club but never gets his cock wet,
..if elixir it's only cuz the powder he put in her drink didn't wear off yet..
His mother made a mean statement when he was born; "fate sucks
..and I'm only willing to be his mummify can wrap his ugly face up"..
Straight up, and bro, you spoke on COM getting evicted but why talk?
..you're not a landlord just cuz you rule your own section of a sidewalk..
You talk alot but you're fake, everything you do and say is a scam,
..and bitch, if you ever shoguns they're most definitly made in Japan..
Dawg, why'd you try hiding Impasse? you're whack for blowin smoke,
..he's your sidekick and you duo him a handjob for his last Token vote..
Why so cocky? you're the only one who thinks your drops are ascending,
..if you don't start to actor spit like a vet I'll give you props for pretending..
You thought your last verse was lively but it was really awful and dead,
..it never bloomy away, now COM's sendin flowers to your hospital bed..
You try your best every time but you're not improvin shit mate,
..so stop reaching for the stars....you'll be there soon at this rate..
I'm so fuckin sick of reading your weak shit man, every line is worthless,
..and you're a supermod now....so please pull a Dios and hide your verses..
Every line I just wrote was a fact, I'm known for spittin the truth,
..this battle was Punch-Token....which is what everyone is itchin to do..
Now you have a choice, either stay while the league debates your skill,
..or your other option would believe LLL....and we all have faith you will..
You might respect me more when you get up from the floor dude,
..but I won't be shakin your hand....the seizure already did it for you..
:spank:
There you go, vote on the VOTW.
